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09-02-2012, 07:32 PM #1
I'm Depressed
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land!
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I got so depressed last night thinking about my health care, the lousy economy, the wars, lost jobs, my little savings account, my Social Security and retirement funds etc., I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
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09-02-2012, 08:14 PM #2
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09-02-2012, 10:13 PM #3
I knew he had a hook at the end.
Roy, did you tell them you coould drive it rite you his butt.
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Lew's & Duckett Products.
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09-08-2012, 10:27 AM #4
god one Roy
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09-08-2012, 11:24 AM #5
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