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    Smile Out of the mouths of babes!

    The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"

    One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".

    The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you need to call a doctor!" It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that boy's voice won't be.

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    I want ME one of them resurrections

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    Quote Originally Posted by pYr8 View Post
    I want ME one of them resurrections
    Get you a can of fix-a-flat that will help.

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    gonna have to keep some of that around

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